Weird News [Archive] - ODB

Bizarre news , Grad Student Bolts A/c to car.
Weird News:Duct-Taped Bat Foils 'Duct Tape Bandit'
Weird News: Man Pays Big Tax Bill in Coins, $1 Bills
Nevada deputy twice arrests a colleague on DUI charge — his own wife
Scientist loses job for testing spouses dirty drawers
Getting off at the Library
Elderly woman charged with having lousy lawn
‘Barbie Bandit’ suspect admits to Ga. bank theft
Texting teen Hit by train , Lives. Crazy Ohio people. :)
93-Year-Old Charged With Drug Dealing
100 years and 170,000 cigs later...
Dealer Calls Cops After Pot Stash Stolen
Never Drive a Stolen Car to Court
Bank robber writes note on own check ...
Man Steals Car to Turn Himself In
Man Dies After Three Days Online
Man filed report for his lost cocaine
Man says wild intercourse by pair threw SUV off balance, leading to crash
Break-in done by Baboons
Toilet paper lifter on loose in Wisconsin, 6 rolls a week stolen from building
Boy, 6, tries to drive to Applebees
Hungry burglar eats and runs
conspiracy ...when it comes to chicken hog mog eating southern rappers today
How to get over at the pump
Sure you can have a 4 hour erection
No sex in the Private double bed Airline suite.
Man buys Hard drive from Best buy. Finds Tiles in box. Mgr says "too bad so sad"
Gimme the money, or I'll staple you?
Santa Fired for saying ho ho ho.
Thanks for the robbery! Did I look alright?
Man arrested for stalking 15 Y.o. girl he met playing Halo.
Man busted with over 50,000 Bootleg dvd's
Hmm. I knew I forgot something...
But officer, it's just a lawn mower
Never, never spit gasoline while smoking
Prosthetic Limbed Man disqualified from olympics for being Too Fast.
Ten Year old , Makes his own damn snow, F the weather man.
DNA Dating Service Comes To Boston
2 women get in heated argument over sale of Girl Scout cookies
Mommy Elmo is going to kill me
Is that a damn roach? YOURE FIRED!!!
16 Year Old Agentine Mom Welcomes SECOND Set Of Triplets
Four episodes of Friends cost a man $22,000.00
What to do when Sparky dies? Make him into a sweater .
Won't you take me to...FUNKY TOWN
Oregon transgender man says he's pregnant
Man Uses gun to blow hole in Wall for Sattelite dish. Wife on other side
Hell hath no fury....LOL
Burglar nabbed playing dead at funeral parlor
Man in wheelchair robs a bank
Reunited father and daughter have a child together
Motion Sensitive Cam Catches Netflix Thief.
Stripper catches on fire
MAN JAILED FOR JUMPING ON GIRLFRIEND'S LEG IN BID TO SUE COUNCIL
Man arrested 53 times for groping on the subway
8 yr old granted divorce
Man robs bank, while still talking on cellphone.
3 synchronized swimmers faint at the same time
There's an alligator in my kitchen
Bush heckler arrested for hitting wheelchair girl
Inmate sues county because he's not getting fed enough
Woman raped on telephone?
Island seeks to reclaim term "Lesbian"
Girl carries baby to hospital still attached.
Man forced to cop a squat on the crapper during flight
9 yr old finds her twin in her stomach
Houston over run with Electronic/Gadget Killing ants.
Stuart, FL, Man Puts it in wrong hole
Lucky the feds sent this kid the check instead of me...
UK airport asks Passenger to switch Transformers T shirt or get arrested.
Pringles inventor buried in the can
ALIEUMS!!!!!
Man Reunited with 67 year old Lost Watch
*leans head* Baby Born with Penis on Back
Stupidest Criminal of the day goes too..... this idiot.
Man banned from owning a camera phone for a year.
74 yr old Porn star and wife doesn't know...
Teen Pregnancy Pact in Massachusetts
Ohio pisser.
Lousy Economy Hurting the Buckey Nekkid.
Woman Shoots Self ...
9 Women arrested at a Dick sucking contest
Tattoo parlor sued again over misspelling
Who wants to be a Zimbabwean Billionaire?
Maine woman finds 8-foot snake in her washer
Somethings fishy about these Pedicures...
When the internet goes wrong
6.6 Degrees of Seperation
Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
Cat's Meow Saves Life
Jacksonville man dials 911 due to no sauce on Sub
Paris strikes back against Mac
Grandma arrested for driving with child on roof
Eight is enough for Minnesota newborn
Nigerian Man has 86 wives and 170+ Kids
Thief says PS3 needed to stop hostage situation
Knights Templar 'Heirs' Sue Pope For Billions
Bigfoot Hunters fess up to hoax
Bangladeshi boy with two heads dies: doctor
Pubic Hair Weave. (Im not sure where to put this) LMAO
Woman attacks Boyfriend for watching Kim Kardashain
UK Ambulance worker tries to cook Prawn on Man's chin
Udder Chaos
Wash Woman: My Stove Shot Me
Baby MMA
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing.
Butt Bandit busted
Special. Weird, but still special.
5 Foot Gator Spotted crossing street in downtown Orlando
KFC Employees bathe in the Sink
Thieves Lit on fire and Beaten in Nigeria *WARNING GRAPHIC DO NOT LOOK AT THIS!!*
Woman jailed for putting teeth on the dick....
Husband Sues Wife To Get Kidney Back
"Halo Killer" sentenced to life for killing mother.
Porn airs during Super Bowl
Mii Portrait used on wanted poster of Hit and run suspect
Cellphone explosion kills man
Obama Breaks with Traditon, Shakes Marine
Guiness World Records - Longest Fingernails... no longer
It took a wedgie
Worm disables laptop
Cant even watch porn in peace
Man charged 81 billion dollars for a tank of gas
Woman calls 911 because McDonalds out of Nuggets... 3 times...
Man holds woman hostage with a Sega Light Gun
Rapelay
Hot stick on a roof NSFW
Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool
TTP Please Explain!!! Miss Maryland busted selling weed and blow!!
Cellphone clip, clears man of rape charges
52 year old stripper attacked with stiletto
Police: Burglar Stole Panties, Perfume From College Women's Homes
California Mom had sex with boys to keep them away from her daughter
Porn star hospitalized tryin to break fellatio world record
Not enough guests? Rent some.
Tatt'd up gone wrong...
Unfortunate new company name...
Alleged Deli Thief Caught Chewing The Evidence
Hell hath no fury
Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"
Woman Eats Fish after Spat with Husband
How much is that hottie in the window?
Umm Ro...Kevin...have yall been on any roadtrips lately?
Oral sex, a knife fight and she has no vagina...but she got pregnant
The Biggest Dog
Bank glitch makes man a billionaire — for five hours
Pam Grier Says That Richard Pryor Put Cocaine In Her Vagina
Pam Grier Says That Richard Pryor Put Cocaine In Her Vagina
Angry Norwegians in scuba gear chase after Google Street View car
Im too Sexy for my job